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Hands up who remembers seeing this dress on the red carpet somewhere before? If you can call 526 silver necklaces strung together a dress.
Yes, Natalie Bassingthwaighte from Neighbours, what’s your answer?
“It was Rose McGowan at the 1998 MTV American Video Music Awards”
Correct! And can you spot the difference between her ‘dress’ and yours?
“I’m wearing clothes under mine!”
Also correct, sort of. I wouldn’t really call a black boob tube clothes with a plural. You are wearing clothe, a cloth. A barely there item (singular) of clothing which I have to admit is a slight improvement on seeing Rose McGowans ample bossum heaving desperately towards the ground (and I said slight improvement honey, you’re not exactly going to be nominated for a VH1 Style Icons award in this get up). And difference number two my dear are the shoes, Rose trumped you here I’m afraid. These look like the kind of shoes you would throw on when you pop up to the shop quickly to buy a litre of milk in the morning because they were the first pair you saw and you’re so desperate for a coffee that you didn’t have time to consider, let alone care whether they were outfit appropriate or not. Which they’re not.
Better luck next time Bassingthwaighte. What kind of a surname is that anyway? It sounds like your father had a few too many celebratory beers the day you were born and slurred the end of your last name when he was reciting it for your birth certificate.
Monday
IT'S A BOYSKETBALL!
So I've been trying not to buy into this whole Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes TomKat with a TomKitten on the way obsession the media has had for the past 8 months because it gives me the same sense of ill feeling, look away squirmishness that can only be replicated by unwittingly viewing your parents as the stars of their own home made porn movie. I can not simply divert my eyes from this phenomenon any longer. That baby bulge looks like a strategically placed basketball! Seriously how many pregnant woman have you seen with uteruses that appear to levitate in front of their bodies? Considering the remote possibility that there is an actual baby in there, why is it levitating? Unless there is some truth to the rumours that it is some kind of Scientology alien spawn who's birth will herald the dawn of a new age of peace and enlightenment. Because that would make more sense than the appearance of Katie's stomache does right now.
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Hands up who remembers seeing this dress on the red carpet somewhere before? If you can call 526 silver necklaces strung together a dress.
Yes, Natalie Bassingthwaighte from Neighbours, what’s your answer?
“It was Rose McGowan at the 1998 MTV American Video Music Awards”
Correct! And can you spot the difference between her ‘dress’ and yours?
“I’m wearing clothes under mine!”
Also correct, sort of. I wouldn’t really call a black boob tube clothes with a plural. You are wearing clothe, a cloth. A barely there item (singular) of clothing which I have to admit is a slight improvement on seeing Rose McGowans ample bossum heaving desperately towards the ground (and I said slight improvement honey, you’re not exactly going to be nominated for a VH1 Style Icons award in this get up). And difference number two my dear are the shoes, Rose trumped you here I’m afraid. These look like the kind of shoes you would throw on when you pop up to the shop quickly to buy a litre of milk in the morning because they were the first pair you saw and you’re so desperate for a coffee that you didn’t have time to consider, let alone care whether they were outfit appropriate or not. Which they’re not.
Better luck next time Bassingthwaighte. What kind of a surname is that anyway? It sounds like your father had a few too many celebratory beers the day you were born and slurred the end of your last name when he was reciting it for your birth certificate.
Monday
IT'S A BOYSKETBALL!
So I've been trying not to buy into this whole Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes TomKat with a TomKitten on the way obsession the media has had for the past 8 months because it gives me the same sense of ill feeling, look away squirmishness that can only be replicated by unwittingly viewing your parents as the stars of their own home made porn movie. I can not simply divert my eyes from this phenomenon any longer. That baby bulge looks like a strategically placed basketball! Seriously how many pregnant woman have you seen with uteruses that appear to levitate in front of their bodies? Considering the remote possibility that there is an actual baby in there, why is it levitating? Unless there is some truth to the rumours that it is some kind of Scientology alien spawn who's birth will herald the dawn of a new age of peace and enlightenment. Because that would make more sense than the appearance of Katie's stomache does right now.
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ThursdayMTV AUSTRALIA MUSIC AWARDS: THE WEAKEST LINK Hands up who remembers seeing this dress on the red carpet somewhere before? If you can call 526 silver necklaces strung together a dress.Yes, Natalie Bassingthwaighte from Neighbours, what’s your answer? “It was Rose McGowan at the 1998 MTV American Video Music Awards” Correct! And can you spot the difference between her ‘dress’ and yours? “I’m wearing clothes under mine!” Also correct, sort of. I wouldn’t really call a black boob tube clothes with a plural. You are wearing clothe, a cloth. A barely there item (singular) of clothing which I have to admit is a slight improvement on seeing Rose McGowans ample bossum heaving desperately towards the ground (and I said slight improvement honey, you’re not exactly going to be nominated for a VH1 Style Icons award in this get up). And difference number two my dear are the shoes, Rose trumped you here I’m afraid. These look like the kind of shoes you would throw on when you pop up to the shop quickly to buy a litre of milk in the morning because they were the first pair you saw and you’re so desperate for a coffee that you didn’t have time to consider, let alone care whether they were outfit appropriate or not. Which they’re not. Better luck next time Bassingthwaighte. What kind of a surname is that anyway? It sounds like your father had a few too many celebratory beers the day you were born and slurred the end of your last name when he was reciting it for your birth certificate. MondayIT'S A BOYSKETBALL! So I've been trying not to buy into this whole Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes TomKat with a TomKitten on the way obsession the media has had for the past 8 months because it gives me the same sense of ill feeling, look away squirmishness that can only be replicated by unwittingly viewing your parents as the stars of their own home made porn movie. I can not simply divert my eyes from this phenomenon any longer. That baby bulge looks like a strategically placed basketball! Seriously how many pregnant woman have you seen with uteruses that appear to levitate in front of their bodies? Considering the remote possibility that there is an actual baby in there, why is it levitating? Unless there is some truth to the rumours that it is some kind of Scientology alien spawn who's birth will herald the dawn of a new age of peace and enlightenment. Because that would make more sense than the appearance of Katie's stomache does right now. |
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