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LINDSAY LEOPARD PRINT LOHAN
Lindsay Lohan must tan through a sieve. I can't tell where the leopard print bikini ends and her speckled skin starts. An appropriate choice of attire considering she's so 'wild' and all. I often wonder if she would have better off raised in the wild by wolves than by her own weathered wannabe mother who is incidentally, currently making the rounds touting herslf as the 'white Oprah' now that she has a talk show in the works.
If Dina Lohan wants to be more like Oprah Winfrey she should have taken a leaf out of Oprah's book and never had kids at all. It's going to be a little hard to find her advice credible with a flaming red example of her bad parenting running around town.
Thursday
HILARY DUFF WEARS PILLOW SLIP ON TRL
In a stunt that I can only imagine having come from the original script of Cheaper by the Dozen, Hilary Duff has upended a pillow slip and with an imaginative cut in the unopened end turned it into a dress. How frugal and fashion savvy of you Hil. I'm so inspired I'm going to wear a lampshade skirt and two saucepans as a bra tomorrow. Make that two soup bowls. Okay two bottle caps, yes I don’t have tits either.
Tuesday
ANNAREXIC?
Either the car I drove to work in this morning was the Delorium from the Back the Future movie, transporting me back to when Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were 12 years old, right about the time when Anna had her pre pubescent growth spurt, shooting up but not yet filling out and Enrique was awaiting his, or we have another super skinny celebrity on death watch baby sitting what could be her boyfriends love child.
I feel this strange urge to point out that at least she has muscles, as if that somehow equates to good health and nutrition, but really it’s looking more like she’s been out in the Amazon for 38 days surviving on rice rations, competing in immunity challenges and back stabbing other tribe members for a cash prize of a million dollars.
Anna you can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape the flub!
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LINDSAY LEOPARD PRINT LOHAN
Lindsay Lohan must tan through a sieve. I can't tell where the leopard print bikini ends and her speckled skin starts. An appropriate choice of attire considering she's so 'wild' and all. I often wonder if she would have better off raised in the wild by wolves than by her own weathered wannabe mother who is incidentally, currently making the rounds touting herslf as the 'white Oprah' now that she has a talk show in the works.
If Dina Lohan wants to be more like Oprah Winfrey she should have taken a leaf out of Oprah's book and never had kids at all. It's going to be a little hard to find her advice credible with a flaming red example of her bad parenting running around town.
Thursday
HILARY DUFF WEARS PILLOW SLIP ON TRL
In a stunt that I can only imagine having come from the original script of Cheaper by the Dozen, Hilary Duff has upended a pillow slip and with an imaginative cut in the unopened end turned it into a dress. How frugal and fashion savvy of you Hil. I'm so inspired I'm going to wear a lampshade skirt and two saucepans as a bra tomorrow. Make that two soup bowls. Okay two bottle caps, yes I don’t have tits either.
Tuesday
ANNAREXIC?
Either the car I drove to work in this morning was the Delorium from the Back the Future movie, transporting me back to when Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were 12 years old, right about the time when Anna had her pre pubescent growth spurt, shooting up but not yet filling out and Enrique was awaiting his, or we have another super skinny celebrity on death watch baby sitting what could be her boyfriends love child.
I feel this strange urge to point out that at least she has muscles, as if that somehow equates to good health and nutrition, but really it’s looking more like she’s been out in the Amazon for 38 days surviving on rice rations, competing in immunity challenges and back stabbing other tribe members for a cash prize of a million dollars.
Anna you can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape the flub!
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TuesdayLINDSAY LEOPARD PRINT LOHAN Lindsay Lohan must tan through a sieve. I can't tell where the leopard print bikini ends and her speckled skin starts. An appropriate choice of attire considering she's so 'wild' and all. I often wonder if she would have better off raised in the wild by wolves than by her own weathered wannabe mother who is incidentally, currently making the rounds touting herslf as the 'white Oprah' now that she has a talk show in the works.
ThursdayHILARY DUFF WEARS PILLOW SLIP ON TRL In a stunt that I can only imagine having come from the original script of Cheaper by the Dozen, Hilary Duff has upended a pillow slip and with an imaginative cut in the unopened end turned it into a dress. How frugal and fashion savvy of you Hil. I'm so inspired I'm going to wear a lampshade skirt and two saucepans as a bra tomorrow. Make that two soup bowls. Okay two bottle caps, yes I don’t have tits either. TuesdayANNAREXIC? Either the car I drove to work in this morning was the Delorium from the Back the Future movie, transporting me back to when Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias were 12 years old, right about the time when Anna had her pre pubescent growth spurt, shooting up but not yet filling out and Enrique was awaiting his, or we have another super skinny celebrity on death watch baby sitting what could be her boyfriends love child.I feel this strange urge to point out that at least she has muscles, as if that somehow equates to good health and nutrition, but really it’s looking more like she’s been out in the Amazon for 38 days surviving on rice rations, competing in immunity challenges and back stabbing other tribe members for a cash prize of a million dollars. Anna you can run, you can hide, but you can’t escape the flub! |
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