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There is so much that’s wrong with Summer Hayes’s ensemble here that I don’t even know where to start so let’s go with the obvious, the leotard, or is it a catsuit? (I don’t even know what you would call this kind of get up, I’m not down with the stripper lingo these days). The black shiny lycra makes me think leotard but the all in one approach is more catsuit. Where would you even buy something this? The sexy hore* store? No, I’m sure Summer probably had this specially made by a 68 year old ex-stripper now seamstress who slaves over a sewing machine with a fag hanging out the corner of her mouth randomly dropping chunks of burning ash onto the pieces of material she’s working on leaving burn holes that she creatively turns into little peek-a-boo patches, like the one around Summer’s navel. What I find ironic though is that of the few pieces of skin Summer chose to cover here, she chose to cover up her breasts. You can’t get more conservative than that when you’re a pawn* star. Does that make her a respectable adult film actress then? Or is it her years of industry experience that makes her well respected? And I know she’s got years of experience under her belly chain just by looking at that crotch of hers. It appears to have caved in from overuse and exhaustion. And those shoes! White? So much height! They’re like mini podiums permanently attached to her feet so if she feels like breaking into dance later on she’s already up on a podium.
Poor Summer, if she thought that working in the adult film industry was a good decision then I guess we can’t expect her to make good fashion decisions.
*These words are deliberately spelt wrong to avoid this site being blocked by safety filters
# posted by Jadis @ 3:17 PM 
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AVN Awards: What the?
There is so much that’s wrong with Summer Hayes’s ensemble here that I don’t even know where to start so let’s go with the obvious, the leotard, or is it a catsuit? (I don’t even know what you would call this kind of get up, I’m not down with the stripper lingo these days). The black shiny lycra makes me think leotard but the all in one approach is more catsuit. Where would you even buy something this? The sexy hore* store? No, I’m sure Summer probably had this specially made by a 68 year old ex-stripper now seamstress who slaves over a sewing machine with a fag hanging out the corner of her mouth randomly dropping chunks of burning ash onto the pieces of material she’s working on leaving burn holes that she creatively turns into little peek-a-boo patches, like the one around Summer’s navel. What I find ironic though is that of the few pieces of skin Summer chose to cover here, she chose to cover up her breasts. You can’t get more conservative than that when you’re a pawn* star. Does that make her a respectable adult film actress then? Or is it her years of industry experience that makes her well respected? And I know she’s got years of experience under her belly chain just by looking at that crotch of hers. It appears to have caved in from overuse and exhaustion. And those shoes! White? So much height! They’re like mini podiums permanently attached to her feet so if she feels like breaking into dance later on she’s already up on a podium.
Poor Summer, if she thought that working in the adult film industry was a good decision then I guess we can’t expect her to make good fashion decisions.
*These words are deliberately spelt wrong to avoid this site being blocked by safety filters
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FridayAVN Awards: What the? There is so much that’s wrong with Summer Hayes’s ensemble here that I don’t even know where to start so let’s go with the obvious, the leotard, or is it a catsuit? (I don’t even know what you would call this kind of get up, I’m not down with the stripper lingo these days). The black shiny lycra makes me think leotard but the all in one approach is more catsuit. Where would you even buy something this? The sexy hore* store? No, I’m sure Summer probably had this specially made by a 68 year old ex-stripper now seamstress who slaves over a sewing machine with a fag hanging out the corner of her mouth randomly dropping chunks of burning ash onto the pieces of material she’s working on leaving burn holes that she creatively turns into little peek-a-boo patches, like the one around Summer’s navel. What I find ironic though is that of the few pieces of skin Summer chose to cover here, she chose to cover up her breasts. You can’t get more conservative than that when you’re a pawn* star. Does that make her a respectable adult film actress then? Or is it her years of industry experience that makes her well respected? And I know she’s got years of experience under her belly chain just by looking at that crotch of hers. It appears to have caved in from overuse and exhaustion. And those shoes! White? So much height! They’re like mini podiums permanently attached to her feet so if she feels like breaking into dance later on she’s already up on a podium. Poor Summer, if she thought that working in the adult film industry was a good decision then I guess we can’t expect her to make good fashion decisions. *These words are deliberately spelt wrong to avoid this site being blocked by safety filters # posted by Jadis @ 3:17 PM
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