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Golden Globes: The Battle of the Bump
My bump, my bump my bump my bump, my lovely baby bump, check it out:
Is it just me, or does anyone else sense that there's an unspoken rivalry in Hollywood at the moment amongst pregnant starlets attempting to out dress each other? I think it’s great that they’re not running around wearing baby doll dresses and elastic maternity pants but shouldn’t they be at home with their feet up or something? Since they’re out walking the red carpets of the world instead, I’m left with no other choice then to let them have it.
Gwyneth Paltrow, I think you stole this dress from the wardrobe department when you were filming Shakespeare in Love back in ’98 and you thought that now after 8 years it would be safe to wear it for the first time and no one would make the connection. I know you told everyone this dress was designed by Balenciaga but you’re not fooling anyone Paltrow. The puffy sleeves, the stiff collar . . . the wardrobe department is short one cream coloured dress and we know you did it.
Rachel Weisz , what I want to know from you is what did you call the colour of this dress when you told your stylist "I have decided to wear the -insert colour here- Donna Karan dress"? Is there a name for the colour of pond scum? Because I can't think of anything else that has a brown blue oily shimmer quite like it.
Even though you’ve both succeeded in looking sexy, sophisticated and stylish whilst carrying another human being inside you, there’s something about Gwyneth here that just oozes maternal warmth and goodness that makes me want to be a part of her little fruit bowl of a family. So Rachel Weisz, you are officially dismissed.
# posted by Jadis @ 5:58 PM 
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Golden Globes: The Battle of the Bump
My bump, my bump my bump my bump, my lovely baby bump, check it out:
Is it just me, or does anyone else sense that there's an unspoken rivalry in Hollywood at the moment amongst pregnant starlets attempting to out dress each other? I think it’s great that they’re not running around wearing baby doll dresses and elastic maternity pants but shouldn’t they be at home with their feet up or something? Since they’re out walking the red carpets of the world instead, I’m left with no other choice then to let them have it.
Gwyneth Paltrow, I think you stole this dress from the wardrobe department when you were filming Shakespeare in Love back in ’98 and you thought that now after 8 years it would be safe to wear it for the first time and no one would make the connection. I know you told everyone this dress was designed by Balenciaga but you’re not fooling anyone Paltrow. The puffy sleeves, the stiff collar . . . the wardrobe department is short one cream coloured dress and we know you did it.
Rachel Weisz , what I want to know from you is what did you call the colour of this dress when you told your stylist "I have decided to wear the -insert colour here- Donna Karan dress"? Is there a name for the colour of pond scum? Because I can't think of anything else that has a brown blue oily shimmer quite like it.
Even though you’ve both succeeded in looking sexy, sophisticated and stylish whilst carrying another human being inside you, there’s something about Gwyneth here that just oozes maternal warmth and goodness that makes me want to be a part of her little fruit bowl of a family. So Rachel Weisz, you are officially dismissed.
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MondayGolden Globes: The Battle of the BumpMy bump, my bump my bump my bump, my lovely baby bump, check it out:  Is it just me, or does anyone else sense that there's an unspoken rivalry in Hollywood at the moment amongst pregnant starlets attempting to out dress each other? I think it’s great that they’re not running around wearing baby doll dresses and elastic maternity pants but shouldn’t they be at home with their feet up or something? Since they’re out walking the red carpets of the world instead, I’m left with no other choice then to let them have it.Gwyneth Paltrow, I think you stole this dress from the wardrobe department when you were filming Shakespeare in Love back in ’98 and you thought that now after 8 years it would be safe to wear it for the first time and no one would make the connection. I know you told everyone this dress was designed by Balenciaga but you’re not fooling anyone Paltrow. The puffy sleeves, the stiff collar . . . the wardrobe department is short one cream coloured dress and we know you did it. Rachel Weisz , what I want to know from you is what did you call the colour of this dress when you told your stylist "I have decided to wear the -insert colour here- Donna Karan dress"? Is there a name for the colour of pond scum? Because I can't think of anything else that has a brown blue oily shimmer quite like it. Even though you’ve both succeeded in looking sexy, sophisticated and stylish whilst carrying another human being inside you, there’s something about Gwyneth here that just oozes maternal warmth and goodness that makes me want to be a part of her little fruit bowl of a family. So Rachel Weisz, you are officially dismissed. # posted by Jadis @ 5:58 PM
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