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Golden Globes: I’m a present, unwrap me!
I think Christmas was a little to close for comfort to the Golden Globes this year because it seems that Keira Knightley and Cynthia Nixon's respective stylists were inspired by the presents under the tree when they choose these dresses.
Cynthia looks like a pre-wrapped gift you buy at an expensive department store, and poor Keira looks like something her Nana wrapped and then decorated with some tassles that were left over from the time she made her own lounge room curtains.
Both woman do look absolutely stunning though, don’t get me wrong, but that was not the thought I was left with when I looked away. I found myself wondering what would happen if I pulled on the ends of those bows hard enough? Would their dresses fall to the floor leaving them standing naked on the red carpet? Because according to Isaac Mizrahi in his interviews with the stars at the Golden Globes, not many of them bother with bras or panties under there. Just look at that guy standing next to Keira, you know that he’s thinking “Jeez, nice rack. Maybe if I tug on one of those cords hard enough her dress will fall off and give me a better view?”. In Cynthia Nixon's case however the better view would be the dress without the bow.
Remember next time ladies that all we require on the red carpet is your presence, not presents.
# posted by Jadis @ 2:30 PM 
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Golden Globes: I’m a present, unwrap me!
I think Christmas was a little to close for comfort to the Golden Globes this year because it seems that Keira Knightley and Cynthia Nixon's respective stylists were inspired by the presents under the tree when they choose these dresses.
Cynthia looks like a pre-wrapped gift you buy at an expensive department store, and poor Keira looks like something her Nana wrapped and then decorated with some tassles that were left over from the time she made her own lounge room curtains.
Both woman do look absolutely stunning though, don’t get me wrong, but that was not the thought I was left with when I looked away. I found myself wondering what would happen if I pulled on the ends of those bows hard enough? Would their dresses fall to the floor leaving them standing naked on the red carpet? Because according to Isaac Mizrahi in his interviews with the stars at the Golden Globes, not many of them bother with bras or panties under there. Just look at that guy standing next to Keira, you know that he’s thinking “Jeez, nice rack. Maybe if I tug on one of those cords hard enough her dress will fall off and give me a better view?”. In Cynthia Nixon's case however the better view would be the dress without the bow.
Remember next time ladies that all we require on the red carpet is your presence, not presents.
# posted by Jadis @ 2:30 PM
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FridayGolden Globes: I’m a present, unwrap me!  I think Christmas was a little to close for comfort to the Golden Globes this year because it seems that Keira Knightley and Cynthia Nixon's respective stylists were inspired by the presents under the tree when they choose these dresses. Cynthia looks like a pre-wrapped gift you buy at an expensive department store, and poor Keira looks like something her Nana wrapped and then decorated with some tassles that were left over from the time she made her own lounge room curtains. Both woman do look absolutely stunning though, don’t get me wrong, but that was not the thought I was left with when I looked away. I found myself wondering what would happen if I pulled on the ends of those bows hard enough? Would their dresses fall to the floor leaving them standing naked on the red carpet? Because according to Isaac Mizrahi in his interviews with the stars at the Golden Globes, not many of them bother with bras or panties under there. Just look at that guy standing next to Keira, you know that he’s thinking “Jeez, nice rack. Maybe if I tug on one of those cords hard enough her dress will fall off and give me a better view?”. In Cynthia Nixon's case however the better view would be the dress without the bow. Remember next time ladies that all we require on the red carpet is your presence, not presents. # posted by Jadis @ 2:30 PM
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