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SAG Awards: Here comes the Bride
Okay now I'm seriously getting worried about Hilary Swank. Since her and Chad Lowe officially separated 3 weeks ago she’s barely been holding it together and now she's wearing what looks very much like a wedding dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards. AWARDS Hilary, it's an AWARDS CEREMONY you're attending, not a wedding ceremony, not your wedding to Chad, you are separated. You’re not going to jolt Chad’s hardened heart back to your wedding day in ’97 when he was madly in love with you before you started playing transgender characters and freaking him out.
You really need to pull it together here if you’re going to win him back and it’s going to require a bit more than some masking tape to fix this one. Yes, we heard about how the hem of your dress split on your way to the SAG awards and that you cleverly stopped and bought some white masking tape to hold your dress in place and it’s a great little anecdote because it’s rather symbolic of your life at present.
If you want Chad back here’s what I suggest: less man, more woman. Soften those hard edges. Stay away from the gym and any roles that require you to either dress like a man or beat one up. Take some tips from Reese Witherspoon and I’m sure Chad will come running back.
# posted by Jadis @ 6:00 PM 
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SAG Awards: Here comes the Bride
Okay now I'm seriously getting worried about Hilary Swank. Since her and Chad Lowe officially separated 3 weeks ago she’s barely been holding it together and now she's wearing what looks very much like a wedding dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards. AWARDS Hilary, it's an AWARDS CEREMONY you're attending, not a wedding ceremony, not your wedding to Chad, you are separated. You’re not going to jolt Chad’s hardened heart back to your wedding day in ’97 when he was madly in love with you before you started playing transgender characters and freaking him out.
You really need to pull it together here if you’re going to win him back and it’s going to require a bit more than some masking tape to fix this one. Yes, we heard about how the hem of your dress split on your way to the SAG awards and that you cleverly stopped and bought some white masking tape to hold your dress in place and it’s a great little anecdote because it’s rather symbolic of your life at present.
If you want Chad back here’s what I suggest: less man, more woman. Soften those hard edges. Stay away from the gym and any roles that require you to either dress like a man or beat one up. Take some tips from Reese Witherspoon and I’m sure Chad will come running back.
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TuesdaySAG Awards: Here comes the Bride Okay now I'm seriously getting worried about Hilary Swank. Since her and Chad Lowe officially separated 3 weeks ago she’s barely been holding it together and now she's wearing what looks very much like a wedding dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards. AWARDS Hilary, it's an AWARDS CEREMONY you're attending, not a wedding ceremony, not your wedding to Chad, you are separated. You’re not going to jolt Chad’s hardened heart back to your wedding day in ’97 when he was madly in love with you before you started playing transgender characters and freaking him out.You really need to pull it together here if you’re going to win him back and it’s going to require a bit more than some masking tape to fix this one. Yes, we heard about how the hem of your dress split on your way to the SAG awards and that you cleverly stopped and bought some white masking tape to hold your dress in place and it’s a great little anecdote because it’s rather symbolic of your life at present. If you want Chad back here’s what I suggest: less man, more woman. Soften those hard edges. Stay away from the gym and any roles that require you to either dress like a man or beat one up. Take some tips from Reese Witherspoon and I’m sure Chad will come running back. # posted by Jadis @ 6:00 PM
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