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Wednesday   A Tale of Two Titties As a cleavagely challenged woman myself, I have always had a fascination with the boobs on parade at awards ceremonies and premieres. Particularly over the past few months with those belonging to Scarlett Johannson. Those two puppies are inching closer and closer to her neck with every award ceremony and film premiere she attends. It’s as if they’re trying to reach her neck in an attempt to strangle her for strapping them down so tightly every time she walks out the door. Exhibit A (left) Golden Globes. You should have seen her side on here, it was like Jessica Rabbit had come to life. Isaac Mizraahi even had to grab a hand full to check that they were real. Exhibit B (left below) Matchpoint premiere LA. Scared to breathe in case they pop out Scarlett? Exhibit C (right) The Island premier. For some reason I’m distracted here by Ewan McGregor’s neat little square of chest hair resembling the trim, neatly groomed pubic hair of a playboy centerfold. Ew Ewan. Take a leaf out of Drew Barrymore’s book Scar, and let the girls go free. In the mean time I’m putting you on Boobwatch until you give the twins a break. # posted by Jadis @ 2:00 PM Comments: Post a Comment << Home

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