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BONES VS. BOOBS
For Nicole Ritchie and Pamela Anderson Valentines Day was spent in the kind of thoughtful and selfless manner you would expect from celebrities of their calibre, they prostituted themselves for products. Nicole was in New York handing out free Dr Pepper samples and Pamela was in Melbourne showing us her green M & M’s. But which of these beauties did it best?
Round 1 – Colour Co-ordination
Pamela has gone for the obvious choice here with the silky satin green dress (she is the poster girl for Playboy, not Mensa) whilst Nicole, to compliment the Dr Pepper can that she’s holding as far away from her mouth as possible in case any calories jump onto her, has subtly painted her nails red, thrown on a pair of her trademark clown sunglasses and then wrapped herself in the nearest dead animal in a move to either warm her own protruding skeleton or disguise it. Which brings me to my next point . . .
Round 2 – Consuming Believability
Nicole Ritchie was originally booked to be the spokesperson for green M&M’s until some genius at M&M headquarters realized that an anorexic drug addict wasn’t the most believable spokesperson for their brand. Well done to Dr Pepper for jumping in and snapping up Nicole Ritchie because I certainly believe that she’s an authority on diets and if she’s that skinny just from drinking Dr Pepper then I want some too. (Somehow though I find it hard to imagine that any consumable item, be it be a food or a diet beverage has entered Nicole’s mouth lately). As for Pamela Anderson, let’s just say that I fully believe things will melt in her mouth and not in her hand.
It’s as obvious to me as Pamela Anderson’s protruding chest that she is the far more favourable of these two to be promoting a food or beverage and so I hereby declare Pamela Anderson the winner of this battle. Nicole Ritchie, you are officially dismissed.
# posted by Jadis @ 1:24 PM 
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BONES VS. BOOBS
For Nicole Ritchie and Pamela Anderson Valentines Day was spent in the kind of thoughtful and selfless manner you would expect from celebrities of their calibre, they prostituted themselves for products. Nicole was in New York handing out free Dr Pepper samples and Pamela was in Melbourne showing us her green M & M’s. But which of these beauties did it best?
Round 1 – Colour Co-ordination
Pamela has gone for the obvious choice here with the silky satin green dress (she is the poster girl for Playboy, not Mensa) whilst Nicole, to compliment the Dr Pepper can that she’s holding as far away from her mouth as possible in case any calories jump onto her, has subtly painted her nails red, thrown on a pair of her trademark clown sunglasses and then wrapped herself in the nearest dead animal in a move to either warm her own protruding skeleton or disguise it. Which brings me to my next point . . .
Round 2 – Consuming Believability
Nicole Ritchie was originally booked to be the spokesperson for green M&M’s until some genius at M&M headquarters realized that an anorexic drug addict wasn’t the most believable spokesperson for their brand. Well done to Dr Pepper for jumping in and snapping up Nicole Ritchie because I certainly believe that she’s an authority on diets and if she’s that skinny just from drinking Dr Pepper then I want some too. (Somehow though I find it hard to imagine that any consumable item, be it be a food or a diet beverage has entered Nicole’s mouth lately). As for Pamela Anderson, let’s just say that I fully believe things will melt in her mouth and not in her hand.
It’s as obvious to me as Pamela Anderson’s protruding chest that she is the far more favourable of these two to be promoting a food or beverage and so I hereby declare Pamela Anderson the winner of this battle. Nicole Ritchie, you are officially dismissed.
# posted by Jadis @ 1:24 PM
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ThursdayBONES VS. BOOBS  For Nicole Ritchie and Pamela Anderson Valentines Day was spent in the kind of thoughtful and selfless manner you would expect from celebrities of their calibre, they prostituted themselves for products. Nicole was in New York handing out free Dr Pepper samples and Pamela was in Melbourne showing us her green M & M’s. But which of these beauties did it best? Round 1 – Colour Co-ordination Pamela has gone for the obvious choice here with the silky satin green dress (she is the poster girl for Playboy, not Mensa) whilst Nicole, to compliment the Dr Pepper can that she’s holding as far away from her mouth as possible in case any calories jump onto her, has subtly painted her nails red, thrown on a pair of her trademark clown sunglasses and then wrapped herself in the nearest dead animal in a move to either warm her own protruding skeleton or disguise it. Which brings me to my next point . . . Round 2 – Consuming Believability Nicole Ritchie was originally booked to be the spokesperson for green M&M’s until some genius at M&M headquarters realized that an anorexic drug addict wasn’t the most believable spokesperson for their brand. Well done to Dr Pepper for jumping in and snapping up Nicole Ritchie because I certainly believe that she’s an authority on diets and if she’s that skinny just from drinking Dr Pepper then I want some too. (Somehow though I find it hard to imagine that any consumable item, be it be a food or a diet beverage has entered Nicole’s mouth lately). As for Pamela Anderson, let’s just say that I fully believe things will melt in her mouth and not in her hand. It’s as obvious to me as Pamela Anderson’s protruding chest that she is the far more favourable of these two to be promoting a food or beverage and so I hereby declare Pamela Anderson the winner of this battle. Nicole Ritchie, you are officially dismissed. # posted by Jadis @ 1:24 PM
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