DIS THIS! CELEBRITIES WHO DARE TO DRESS DISASTROUSLY GET DIS'ED AND DISMISSED

Thursday   D FOR DISASTROUS Natalie Portman at the V for Vendetta press conference in Tokyo earlier today . . . “I’m fine everyone, really I’m okay. I know you must have been alarmed when you saw me walk in and thought I must have been in a horrible car accident on my way to this press conference because the top of my shirt looks like a neck brace, but there’s no reason to be alarmed, this shirt is purposly designed to have a really uncomfortably high and restricting, unflattering neckline. I know it looks like it’s on backwards too but I assure you, I really do, that it is in fact on the correct way. I went to Harvard you know so I am smart enough to recognize the correct way to wear a garment. Even though I wasn't smart enough this morning to put my underpants on first instead of last, I do know the correct way to wear a shirt." # posted by Jadis @ 6:25 PM Comments: Post a Comment << Home

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