DIS THIS! CELEBRITIES WHO DARE TO DRESS DISASTROUSLY GET DIS'ED AND DISMISSED

Tuesday   THE EMANCIPATION OF MARY KATE Mary Kate Olsen, I might get stoned by the Fat Police for saying this but I liked you better when you were anorexic and on the verge of near death. You were so much more interesting with your light headed vagueness and skeletal disguising designer outfits and most importantly you didn’t take your fashion queues from the likes of Mariah Carey. I’m sure Mariah Carey thinks she is the reincarnation of Boticelli’s Venus angel with her long flowing locks, but what works for a delusional depressant like Mariah Carey and what works for someone the size of her left shin bone shouldn’t be confused. Before you went all Cousin It on us you were a little quirky and unusual at times but your hair was confined to your head and didn’t appear to weigh more than you did. Now unless your hair has grown long and curly because you started eating the crusts on your bread, in which case I’m proud of you for eating in the first place, then I would rather see your new found curves than a mass of cascading Carey curls. Mary Kate Olsen is pictured here at the entrance to her's and sister Ashely's fashion show in Sydney yesterday and Mariah Carey is at the TRL Awards in New York. # posted by Jadis @ 2:50 PM Comments: Post a Comment << Home

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