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LAZY LEFT EYE HILTON
Despite an obvious obsession with her appearance, it amazes me that Paris Hilton has failed to ever correct her lazy left eye. Every time I look at a photograph of her I am strangely distracted by it in the same way the stump of a one armed person is distracting. You want to be polite and focus on something else, their face, their outfit, their insanely orange spray tan, but your gaze is magnetically drawn back to the obvious imperfection before you.
My guess is that the eye is to blame for her recent storage facility scandal. You try reading an outstanding account statement with only one and a half eyes open. Now the storage company has sold off her possessions and she’s all upset and “devasted” that her private diaries and photographs will become public. But hasn’t this already happened? Or had I traveled forward in time when I saw Confessions of a Heiress on the shelf at the book store?
It doesn’t matter what Paris Hilton wears, does, or who she’s doing it with, all I’m ever going to see is that eye.
# posted by Jadis @ 3:48 PM 
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You're so right! I can't look at a picture of Paris without noticing her crazy-eye since you pointed it out! I don't want to sound like a B@#$*! but doesn't anyone else think she looks like a drag queen!?!?
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LAZY LEFT EYE HILTON
Despite an obvious obsession with her appearance, it amazes me that Paris Hilton has failed to ever correct her lazy left eye. Every time I look at a photograph of her I am strangely distracted by it in the same way the stump of a one armed person is distracting. You want to be polite and focus on something else, their face, their outfit, their insanely orange spray tan, but your gaze is magnetically drawn back to the obvious imperfection before you.
My guess is that the eye is to blame for her recent storage facility scandal. You try reading an outstanding account statement with only one and a half eyes open. Now the storage company has sold off her possessions and she’s all upset and “devasted” that her private diaries and photographs will become public. But hasn’t this already happened? Or had I traveled forward in time when I saw Confessions of a Heiress on the shelf at the book store?
It doesn’t matter what Paris Hilton wears, does, or who she’s doing it with, all I’m ever going to see is that eye.
# posted by Jadis @ 3:48 PM
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You're so right! I can't look at a picture of Paris without noticing her crazy-eye since you pointed it out! I don't want to sound like a B@#$*! but doesn't anyone else think she looks like a drag queen!?!?
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TuesdayLAZY LEFT EYE HILTON Despite an obvious obsession with her appearance, it amazes me that Paris Hilton has failed to ever correct her lazy left eye. Every time I look at a photograph of her I am strangely distracted by it in the same way the stump of a one armed person is distracting. You want to be polite and focus on something else, their face, their outfit, their insanely orange spray tan, but your gaze is magnetically drawn back to the obvious imperfection before you.My guess is that the eye is to blame for her recent storage facility scandal. You try reading an outstanding account statement with only one and a half eyes open. Now the storage company has sold off her possessions and she’s all upset and “devasted” that her private diaries and photographs will become public. But hasn’t this already happened? Or had I traveled forward in time when I saw Confessions of a Heiress on the shelf at the book store? It doesn’t matter what Paris Hilton wears, does, or who she’s doing it with, all I’m ever going to see is that eye. # posted by Jadis @ 3:48 PM
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You're so right! I can't look at a picture of Paris without noticing her crazy-eye since you pointed it out! I don't want to sound like a B@#$*! but doesn't anyone else think she looks like a drag queen!?!?
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