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Not satisfied with the amount of attention she’s received from lip syncing her own songs and throwing drunken tantrums at McDonald’s employees, Ashlee Simpson has now decided that the best way to get as much attention as older sister Jessica is to be Jessica. Except she’s going to do it better. She’s going bleach blonder, she’s going dangerously darker with the fake tan, she’s getting whiter than white teeth, she’s making dumber than dumb comments and she’s . . . pulling the peace sign?
Okay, a few words to the not so wise here Ash coz brains don’t exactly run in the Simpson family. Pulling the peace sign hasn’t been cool since 1994, unless you’re a Japanese tourist having your picture taken in front of a major landmark or you’re Bart Simpson. And even though your last name is also Simpson and you do have a rather orange glow about you today it’s still not on. And neither is impersonating your older sister when your own career doesn't work out. If I was Jessica I’d tear you into pieces of you.
Oh and by the way what brand of fake tan do you use? I just wanted to make sure that I never buy it.
# posted by Jadis @ 6:43 PM 
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FYI!!!!
The peace sign is back! Just look at huge celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie, I could go on and on but the point is, everyone is doing it, again, so get with the programme.
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THE SIMPSONS
Not satisfied with the amount of attention she’s received from lip syncing her own songs and throwing drunken tantrums at McDonald’s employees, Ashlee Simpson has now decided that the best way to get as much attention as older sister Jessica is to be Jessica. Except she’s going to do it better. She’s going bleach blonder, she’s going dangerously darker with the fake tan, she’s getting whiter than white teeth, she’s making dumber than dumb comments and she’s . . . pulling the peace sign?
Okay, a few words to the not so wise here Ash coz brains don’t exactly run in the Simpson family. Pulling the peace sign hasn’t been cool since 1994, unless you’re a Japanese tourist having your picture taken in front of a major landmark or you’re Bart Simpson. And even though your last name is also Simpson and you do have a rather orange glow about you today it’s still not on. And neither is impersonating your older sister when your own career doesn't work out. If I was Jessica I’d tear you into pieces of you.
Oh and by the way what brand of fake tan do you use? I just wanted to make sure that I never buy it.
# posted by Jadis @ 6:43 PM
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FYI!!!!
The peace sign is back! Just look at huge celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Fergie, I could go on and on but the point is, everyone is doing it, again, so get with the programme.
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FridayTHE SIMPSONS Not satisfied with the amount of attention she’s received from lip syncing her own songs and throwing drunken tantrums at McDonald’s employees, Ashlee Simpson has now decided that the best way to get as much attention as older sister Jessica is to be Jessica. Except she’s going to do it better. She’s going bleach blonder, she’s going dangerously darker with the fake tan, she’s getting whiter than white teeth, she’s making dumber than dumb comments and she’s . . . pulling the peace sign?Okay, a few words to the not so wise here Ash coz brains don’t exactly run in the Simpson family. Pulling the peace sign hasn’t been cool since 1994, unless you’re a Japanese tourist having your picture taken in front of a major landmark or you’re Bart Simpson. And even though your last name is also Simpson and you do have a rather orange glow about you today it’s still not on. And neither is impersonating your older sister when your own career doesn't work out. If I was Jessica I’d tear you into pieces of you. Oh and by the way what brand of fake tan do you use? I just wanted to make sure that I never buy it. # posted by Jadis @ 6:43 PM
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