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I find the sanity of anyone who devotes an entire room of their house to present wrapping highly suspect. Combine this with a penchant for stealing the husband (yes that’s you Dean McDermott) of a woman with a new born baby because he just happened to be your good looking co-star on the set of the kind of pathetic made for TV movie that I would only watch if I was at home sick from work in the middle of the day and so devoid of energy that I couldn’t summon the strength to lift my arm to pick up the remote and change the channel after Jerry Springer finished, and the fact that there’s now also a room dedicated to purchases made on Ebay at the Spelling mansion, and this bizarre choice of outfit and the mindset of Tori Spelling becomes as clear as the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s sexual preference.

After running out of presents to wrap in the present wrapping room and not finding a thing to wear in the brightly coloured ill fitting dresses to wear shopping for presents with my tattooed illegitimate fiancé room, Tori Spelling eyed the curtains in the souvenirs from our trip to Mexico room, took them straight to the sew your own dress room, tried on her dress in the trying on Mexican curtain dresses made in the sew your own dress room and examined her reflection in the room with mirrors for examining yourself wearing Mexican curtain dresses that you made in the sew your own dress room, all the while making sure to disguise her bulging belly lest her husband to be discover that she too is now with child and run off with the co-star of his next made for TV movie blockbuster. Then after a tough day shopping for presents with Daddy’s money she returns home only to wrap more presents until they run out, commencing the vicious cycle of present wrapping once again.


# posted by Jadis @ 4:22 PM
Comments:
i didn't know tori spelling was pregnant!!!! tell me more!!!!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:13 PM, March 29, 2006
 
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